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    9/21/2008

    地铁手记

    (一)
    坐地铁遇到一对小情侣,女的估计第一次来上海
    MM:上海人怎么这么啰嗦
    GG:哪里啰嗦了
    MM:报站就报站呗,干嘛加一句废话
    GG:哪里有废话了
    MM:那什么叫“请从正确的一边下车”?
    GG:啊?
    MM:只跟老外说的
    GG:。。。
    GG:那是请从右边下车。。。please alight from the right side
     
    (二)
    没坐位只能站着,地铁的窗在隧道里就像一面镜子一样,我突然看到镜子里有一个帅哥,当时的感觉真是shocked,我回头在车厢里寻觅本尊,想偷拍它一记,结果寻寻觅觅,半天也没对上号。无奈再瞅瞅那镜子里的人,根据光的反射原理结合笛卡尔的坐标系,终于被我找到了。也难怪我之前一直没有找到啊,原来那个镜子里的伊人正是本人。
    唉,人老了,连反应也慢了这么多,好生难过死我了也么哥

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    洪源wrote:
    帅哥你好!!!
    Sept. 23
    CASPERwrote:
    还是有我的功劳滴么~~~
    Sept. 22

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